Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Uncle Smiley.

Uncle Smiley make this Tuesday a very interesting morning. a ring engrave with the words be happy, a smiling face and a clover leaf. one would have thought he is a happy fella but nope, after a bus full of passengers and a huge guy blocking the front door of the bus put his anger level to a test.

he is special..
he is no normal human being...
he does things that will proclaim his name for a long time....

Uncle Smiley proceeded to remove his obstacle, dragging Mr Huge down and putting a mirror image of his ring, be happy, clover leaf and smiling face right into the cheek of Mr Huge. he move in to replace Mr Huge, ignoring every gasps and shock faces he had around him. ultimate blockage to the real world.

he is definately unique..
he is a physcopath on the loose...
he does things that will put him behind bars....

Bus Uncle hurling out threats to call the police to deal with him was not going to sit tight with Uncle Smiley. Uncle Smiley execute his moves so flawlessly, Bus Uncle was in a daze, Bus is definately out of commission, passengers start to evacuate.

i am pretty piss off myself right now...

i would have to squeeze the next few buses with one full bus of refugees. Uncle Smiley nonchalant to the world, walk away with a smirk on his face. a fucking physcopath. he certainly place himself on my blacklist by making me cramp the next few buses with refugees.

Bus Uncle was not bothered by anyone, not even buses that was honking him and decided to move on after no response. everyone was more concern about puntuality than bus driver looking like he doze off to a sleep. yes, a bus with two open doors and a bus driver looking like he was sleeping was definately something you don't get to see every morning.

fucking hilarious i would say, just the sight of it will poke your belly for a long time. sorry, i am too a typical Singaporean. i hurry on the very few next buses, not that curious about the conclusion especially 9 is my official start work time.

Bus Uncle should never provoke him, Uncle Smiley should practice more patience. i was so very late, big boss man place me on OT list. i was not please. i hope i never see both of them ever again.


Uncle Smiley, a physcopath who lurks the morning rush...

No comments:

Post a Comment